i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

(via comfortably-lobotomized)

"You have this one life. How do you wanna spend it? Apologizing? Regretting? Questioning? Hating yourself? Dieting? Running after people who don’t see you? Be brave. Believe in yourself. Do what feels good. Take risks. You have this one life. Make yourself proud."


i made u cum, don’t ignore my texts. 

(via assassin-of-youth)

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu, via assassin-of-youth)



loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

(via iamawasteland)